Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
如果你老爸窮，是你命不好；如果你岳父窮，是你笨。
I was born intelligent – education ruined me.
我生來聰明，是教育誤了我。
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard and Visa.
金錢不是萬能。我們還有萬事達卡和ＶＩＳＡ卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該要愛動物。他們真的很好吃。
Love thy neighbour. But don’t get caught.
愛你的鄰居。但是別被抓到。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
一個成功的男人背後，有一個女人。
再一個失敗的男人背後，有兩個女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個男人都得結婚。畢竟，快樂不是生命中唯一的事。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人不會去結婚，而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞，但是他帶來太多不相關的親戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
要是今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差時再來想。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛就像攝影原理。它需要暗房來培養。
[ 本帖最後由 BadGuy 於 2008-6-15 16:15 編輯 ] |
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