Dear girls, if the dorky guy is on the phone tonight asking you to go out for a date,
please go out with the loser. Yes we understand that it is cool to have a drugs dealer as a boyfriend,
because the dealer can buy your everything, but if the dealer is a little mad at you there is a small chance
that you will stop breathing 60 years earlier. Warning: People with a weak stomach can better surf to the
Disney site and wait for the next topic.