狗狗一生必做50事「追郵差」

 
zzffzz 發表於 2012-10-23 19:46:47 [顯示全部樓層] 回覆獎勵 閱讀模式 10 6469


想讓家裡的毛小孩不虛此生嗎?英國一家經營寵物保險的公司,訪問當地獸醫、狗狗行為專家和狗主人,歸納出狗狗此生必做的50件事情,包括跟著全家去野餐、拍全家福相片、成為YouTube熱門影片主角等。
不過,有8%狗主人坦承沒讓狗寶貝體驗過這50件事情的任何1項,也有7%狗主人很驕傲地說,家裡的寶貝全做過了。
最常在雪地玩到瘋

高達46.5%的主人表示狗狗曾在雪地裡玩到瘋掉,39%狗狗曾在海裡游泳,33%狗狗會瘋狂甩水害人濕身。
英國知名獸醫亞伯拉罕表示,許多狗主人陷入早晚遛狗的老套作息,「讓狗狗體驗不同事物,才能讓狗狗和主人的生命更加精采。」
狗狗一生必做的事

★在泥漿中打滾
★主人床上睡覺
★在公園踢足球
★搭敞篷車兜風
★追郵差、松鼠
★婚禮上遞戒指
★陪主人去上班
★擁有自己的社交網站粉絲專頁
★參加狗狗馬拉松
★擁有生日蛋糕
★看《靈犬萊西》
★在高檔狗旅館過夜
★偷別人或其他狗的午餐
註:僅列部分事項



以下為原文:
1. Flop down in front of a morning fire

2. Go for a swim in the sea

3. Go mad in the snow

4. Dig up a flower bed

5. Do the 'Beethoven' shake and soak everyone around you

6. Have your own spot on the sofa

7. Accompany your owner on a run/cycle ride

8. Attend a family picnic

9. Help your owner bad a date

10. Cheer your owner up when they are down

11. Visit a different continent

12. Roll around in a really stinky, muddy puddle

13. Ruin a pair or slippers or shoes

14. Sleep in your owners bed

15. Wake your owner with a big wet sloppy kiss

16. Chase a cat during a dream

17. Learn the word for 'sit' in another language

18. Join in a football game in the park

19. Meet a famous dog

20. Try your paws at dancing

21. Convince your owner you can howl English words

22. Get filthy within 30 minutes of a bath

23. Howl along with your favourite song

24. Ride in an open top car

25. Learn to skateboard

26. Have a personalised Christmas stocking

27. Show the postman who's boss

28. Be a ring bearer at a wedding

29. Try to follow a squirrel up a tree

30. Go to work with your owner

31. Have your own social media page

32. Bound through a forest

33. Have a personalised kennel

34. Go on a boat and get your sea legs

35. Play frisbee on the beach

36. Receive your own birthday card

37. Steal someone's lunch when they're not looking

38. Watch an entire episode of 'The Washing Machine'

39. Eat doggy ice cream

40. Create a diversion and steal another dog's dinner

41. Rug a doggy marathon

42. Receive a doggy birthday cake

43. Rip the stuffing out of a pillow or cushion

44. Unwrap birthday presents

45. Watch Lassie on TV

46. Be in a family portrait

47. Have a stand off with your own reflection

48. Have a favourite local pub

49. Star in a YouTube video

50. Sleep in a boutique dog hotel


資料來源:英國《每日電訊報》

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cooper1029 發表於 2012-10-23 20:33
最討厭會追人的狗了,每次騎機車或自行車被嚇時,都很想回頭追它!
黑饅頭 發表於 2012-10-23 23:02
看到自己家狗狗偷朋友的午餐很好阿XD
但是想到要賠就.....
louie084777 發表於 2012-10-24 00:22
有大大可以 50個選項都翻譯嗎?
lf0880 發表於 2012-10-24 00:41
因為主人沒帶出門去尿尿,結果就在地毯上解決啦~~~
s42156 發表於 2012-11-2 03:54
還有追腳踏車跟吃自己的大便~
disappear8520 發表於 2012-11-3 09:27
狗狗其實做的事情應該不止這50樣吧XD
應該還有很多很多
旺來來旺 發表於 2012-11-3 21:42
狗狗其實做的事情應該不止吧
an11538 發表於 2012-11-4 05:10
怎覺得有一些好像很難做到的感覺....
tsbtsb 發表於 2013-3-12 04:25
好有趣唷~~~~
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